Postcards for Trump

From the Comfort of Your Home

On March 15th, many people will mail Donald Trump a postcard publicly expressing our opposition to him. And we, in vast numbers from all corners of the world, will overwhelm the man with his unpopularity and failure. We will show the media and the politicians what standing with him — and against us — means. And most importantly, we will bury the White House post office in pink slips, all informing Donnie that he’s fired.

Each of us — every protester from every march, each congress calling citizen, every boycotter, volunteer, donor, and petition signer — if each of us writes even a single postcard and we put them all in the mail on the same day, March 15th, well: you do the math.

No alternative fact or Russian translation will explain away our record-breaking, officially verifiable, warehouse-filling flood of fury. Hank Aaron currently holds the record for fan mail, having received 900,000 pieces in a year. We’re setting a new record: over a million pieces in a day, with not a single nice thing to say.

So sharpen your wit, unsheathe your writing implements, and see if your sincerest ill wishes can pierce Donald’s famously thin skin.

Donald J. Trump

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW

Washington, DC 20500

 

Optional second postcard mailing to:

Mar-a-Lago

1100 S Ocean Blvd

Palm Beach, FL 33480

 

(TIP: Some people plan on using Flag stamps and placing them on upside down!)